Sandy’s Tweets

• Male-brothels could make SO much money not just for sex, but for extra "just wanna talk" fees. 1 day ago
• Falling asleep on BART and waking up in the wrong destination is the closest thing to time-travel we'll ever have. #SF #BART 2 days ago
• If you took away the piss and passive-aggression, San Francisco is actually a romantic little city. 2 days ago
• I know it's a blessing and a curse, but I really wish I had psychic or supernatural powers. #JohnEdwards #SylviaBrowne 2 days ago
• The word "goose pimples" should be outlawed. #annoying 2 days ago
• Sacramento friends! I'm at the @punchlinesac February 2nd with Will Durst and February 14th with Joe Klocek! 2 days ago
• I still fantasize about winning thousands of dollars on Plinko on the Price is Right. 2 days ago